$5.99 a month.
Double flush for only $10.00!
plus all the data flows over their own server, therefore has 3 seconds latency, sometimes doesn’t work at all, and they retire the server after 5 years.
A higher tier gets you 5 unclogs a month and reduced ads!
And the app requires a non-jailbroken Apple or Android with strong play integrity plus photos of your face, your ID, and your shit to flush.
Surge flushing is real.
Automatic DNA tests on whatever you “deposit” into the “specimen chamber” and results sold to the insurance companies so they can increase your rates of drop your coverage coincidentally before you see an actual diagnosed.
Your butt told on you for pre crime… Minority Repoopt
Just dump a bucket of water in afterwards.
Make sure you enable developer mode before attempting to sideload water into the toilet!
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
The cool thing about the wifi-enabled model is you get the built in camera and microphone as standard
And the FBI thought having to watch people through their computer screens was a shitty job.
Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.
“Feed me, daddy.”
I’m certain that already exists
My friend has a toilet that has its own remote control. There’s no flush handle. It’s the dumbest thing on earth.
invest in some drill bits/hole saws rated for porcelain, and you can modify that shit off
The older I get, the better I understand Harry Tuttle from Brasil.
What a shitty future.
With a medium cost monthly subscription of course
