Sounds like short term pain to ensure long term sovereignty

I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay

You, and YOU alone can help Solid Snake in his mission. Should you choose to accept, the objective is simple. Remove the RFID resistant wallet from your parent’s back pocket. Inside, there will be a plastic card that contains the nuclear codes. Take that card, and press it to the face of your controller. Hurry, agent! The world’s counting on you

Make sure you enable developer mode before attempting to sideload water into the toilet!

“This year’s feast has been graciously provided by our sister school across the pond, the Gun Violence School of Magic! Their funding was cut again this year, so please be polite.”