

I wonder how much money was saved by having someone manage the freezer section, or how much money was earned by not having an empty fridge.


I wonder how much money was saved by having someone manage the freezer section, or how much money was earned by not having an empty fridge.


May whoever made this meme get some skin stuck in a zipper while stubbing their toe.


The US has not only put all their eggs in one basket, they’ve taken out loans against the eggs that those chickens will lay once they’re hatched.
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for liars.


No, but it did involve George Clooney’s satellites for darfur. This was around new years and we’ll before anyone even thought about viruses.
They had some sort of images of lots of dirt that got moved and some sort of chemical spectrum analysis from… somewhere idk, but the ne of the chemicals was something that occurs when bodies are burned.
The general thought was that it was anti Chinese conspiracy kind of building off the Uyghur, but it was in a different place, or a new ethnic realignment of similar ilk.
Of that was a child this would be a heartwarming motivational poster.


I still remember reading reddit threads about what looked like mass incineration of human remains and the speculations thereabout.
I’m old, the most offensive thing about this is that indestructible percolator.
Not lady like. That’s old man smoking.


Who would have thought that the presidents personal police force would act like the presidents personal police force?
Literally nobody could have forseen this.


I mean, at least part of the problem is that nobody want to provide drugs to kill people. Most of the country moved way past executions a good long while ago.
They’ve got a shit govorner that must have gotten bored waging war on the state’s only African American majority city and decided to kill a woman to make himself feel better.


This is so way different.
That narrows it down.
This is horror


I’m 100% on board with this.
Shit, I’d trade one of my hands for this.
Damn the consequences! This is all of my wildest dreams come true! I never even knew that this was what ALL of this has been for!
Let’s fucking go!


I just found out cheese isn’t cooked in some way.


This makes me unreasonably happy.
I genuinely think that Europe didn’t have US capitulation on their bingo card.