The Velour Fog

We surrealposting now? I have plenty of those

b e a n s

I didn’t expect this Ray Bradbury future so soon :(

Another boomer meme 🥱

I had a medical assistant tell me this wasn’t real, that everyone’s reaction to mosquito bites is the same.

Well who’s laughing now?!

Not me. Just itching.

LOL LOL ROFLCOPTER

There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy

Thank you Grover from Sesame Street, Very Cool.

I get it that the media is captured by billionaires but my point is that I don’t think that NBC, a network that has been around for 100 years, would put their reputation on the line to publish lies about a random wealthy YouTuber, who likely has lawyers on retainer that could sue for libel if they really were making stuff up.

Because there are a lot… A LOT of stupid/ignorant people in the world.

I have to interact every now and then with someone who is a MrBeast stan. He’s in his 20s or 30s and has a kid of his own. He’s also a fan of xxtentacion and even when he was confronted with facts about MrBeast being a scammer and abuser, and xxtentacion beating his pregnant girlfriend, he said it was just haters making up stories. I literally linked him an NBC article about whatever current controversial shit MrBeast was up to at the time, and he said that “y’know you really shouldn’t trust .com domains.”

Dude is a lost cause and he regularly tries to recruit others to watch MrBeast or buy his products.

Actual quality shitpost

Slop

Real talk though, back in 2010 or 2011 my autistic ass printed out a bunch of memes that I identified with to try to illustrate how I felt all the time, and I gave them to my therapist/psychiatrist.

It was pages and pages of Advice Animal memes - Socially Awkward Penguin and Paranoid Parrot mostly, also a few of the depressed bear, I can’t remember what that one was called.

Just in case you thought something you did was cringe, believe me, I was and am cringier lol.