This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.

You’re the person in the sinking boat, adding weight but with no interest in removing water or plugging the hole.

“Tight”

They wouldn’t want kids to have brain damage because then they would grow to be republicans - if they survived to adulthood I mean, without any vaccines.

Not quite… cops first response is, “Well which of you had more wealth?” And THEN if the answer is you the cop says shit happens.

“Immigration crackdown”

Actually…

Public show of fascism

Will be crazy to eventually learn what extremely small amount it took for whichever traitor to humanity it was who got out of the way for this nonsense.

Extend both of your hands upward towards outer space!

The executive accused the media of spreading “misinformation and outright lies,” arguing that “in the age of social media and 24/7 news, myths take hold faster than ever before.”

Dude, you are literally trying to build the lying pipe, that makes the lying more conversational, and this is your argument. You are holding 40 bloody knives and yelling that THEY are sending a dude with a knife if we don’t act right now… You are in the hot dog suit.

These people should be elected to the “Sun council for exceptional beings”. Very prestigious… Very wow… It’s where we shoot you into the sun.

They really are desperately afraid of these midterms… New scam please? I’m all done with everything is either a scam, actual nazis or a plague.

If you cut these people in half the pure evil inside them must be a glowing neon green. The only explanation for this timeline is that we died years ago and this is hell.

Scamming too much out of communities on the weekdays to keep bringing in that sweet weekend scam money too.

That trump prompt that they found that the article reprinted is WILD! Can you imagine if Obama had said the same?

“Computer man I’m very much an idiot so much and dumb with a bad brain but NOBODY knows so what would not idiot do so that he doesn’t shit his pants and the shit rolls down his pants and gets on his lifts in shoes and also show picture of boobs from a girl?”

Got my grandpas on both sides…

Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11

Remember that when Lucy is holding the football, she has absolutely no intention of keeping it there as you run towards her

Stop framing it around desire to drink, it’s wealth ffs!

Happy Easter weekend, you stupid pieces of shit!

Aye-yi-yi!

$100… trump is a cancer on humanity’s asshole.