yeeeeeeeeeees!
All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.
…as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?
Yes. With comparability layer called wine
Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league
So, just porn?
“professional” ≠ “competitive”
Tinder
I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.
I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.
I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.
Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don’t know if I could handle Global Elite.
My best streak was 6 hours!–not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.
And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.
