Dozens of people were reported to be in isolation after a Russian laboratory worker at an institute dedicated to studying the plague and other infectious diseases died of an undisclosed illness.
The researcher, a 28-year-old female laboratory technician at the Irkutsk Research Anti-Plague Institute of Siberia, in the town of Shelekhov, died after being diagnosed with a pneumonia of “unknown” origin, according to Rospotrebnadzor, the Russian agency that handles infectious disease.
This is how the news for corona virus started. Only to find out China had been suppressing it and it was much further along than anyone else knew.
Yeah I remember my first exposure was a post on reddit with like 3 hospital workers all in full hazmat suits rushing a bubble-covered gurney from one location to another in probably Dec of 19 and thinking that nothing good was going to come of that.
Should I be stocking up on horse pills and toilet paper?
Get that bleach inhaler ready!
Just bleached my asshole and tanned my taint. Is that good enough?
How much it run you cause the place I use keeps shaving my asshole and I keep telling them, “I’m fine with a little bit of blond hairs, it’ll be like a target!” They look at me strange and say something in a language I can’t understand and shave the area. I wish they respected my wishes but I am thankful that they don’t use the wax, though they use the single blade and they tell me to relax and then I tip them extra so they won’t cut my asshole but they told me that asshole blood smells worse than shit so I think they don’t cut my asshole because they don’t want to smell stinky asshole blood but the anxiety tipping can’t hurt, right? I think they shave it before they bleach it so I’ll tip extra because they know I’ll always tip extra in an attempt to not have my asshole cut.
sigh the things we do.
If a super virus that could kill us all escaped… you would hear about it like this.
I’m actually going in for brain surgery tmr guys, good luck tho.
spoiler
Loose joke about 28 days later
They really are desperately afraid of these midterms… New scam please? I’m all done with everything is either a scam, actual nazis or a plague.
I bet he died of plague.
Probably even better, they were working on anti-plague so he probably died of like super plague that can’t be suppressed as easily.





