• FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    To an idiot like him, technology is magic

    The demented cunt thought he was talking to some sage wizard from the future

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    “spent hours” asking Grok about his presidency and his legacy, an official in attendance told TIME

    I was worried he was planning the attack

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    6 days ago

    This insane fuck.

    Hey grok, should I kidnap the veneprez?

    grok: this infinity fuckup can’t be this dumb. YEAH BRO SEND IT LETS GOOO. holy shit this is going to be so fucking funny.

    grokk hits bong and passes out

  • J92@lemmy.world
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    So the guy that can’t kill video game police officers in GTA V is directly complicit in the extraducial killings of living breathing human beings to kidnap the leader of a sovereign state.

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      6 days ago

      It’s ok, because only cop lives matter (except the ones guarding the capitol on January 6th, obviously).

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    Not a stretch to assume Musk has known all about this and has been taking full advantage for a while

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      6 days ago

      One could say the same for the lizard person that skinned him and wears Elon as a suit.

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    At this point it’s pretty apparent that not only do we not need a president, we can still function with one that is actively working to destroy the country.

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    Elon Musk emulates a dude with a chainsaw & also Hitler, but that doesn’t mean you should listen to his “text based adventure game” for advice

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    6 days ago

    That trump prompt that they found that the article reprinted is WILD! Can you imagine if Obama had said the same?

    “Computer man I’m very much an idiot so much and dumb with a bad brain but NOBODY knows so what would not idiot do so that he doesn’t shit his pants and the shit rolls down his pants and gets on his lifts in shoes and also show picture of boobs from a girl?”

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    Well, tbh this is actually one of the few things that actually fucking worked. Maybe his brain is actually inferior to AI.

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      Are the people of Venezuela happy/better off now that the USA is taking all their oil?

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        No, but that was not his goal, now was it?

        Edit: to clarify, my statement was a reaction to the entire comment, not just the last few words. I meant that his goal wasn’t to make sure the Venezuelan people were better off now he’s taken their oil, not that his goal wasn’t to take their oil.

        And what I implied was that his goals were entirely selfish.

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      Alex, show us the correct answer on the screen…

      Oooh, sorry, whatever you call yourself…

      The answer is “both are worthless & manipulative”

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      hahahahahahaha worked…

      Well those fucking empty oil reserves and diesel prices sure as fuck don’t think it worked.

      Who would have thought sanctioning and sabotaging a small country’s oil industry into the ground for the better part of a century would mean it’s not very useful when you need it to cover your other oil war.

      But I guess it’s not too late to start and loose a war with Mexico over their oil.

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        I meant just the “military action” of abducting him from his home country. That undeniably worked