Never gets old.^^

By the way everyone needs to remind the right-wing that the public execution of Charlie Kirk was cooler, more entertaining, widely approved, and sold more merch.

And thus…

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Don’t get your hopes up Pete. Yours won’t be nearly as clean and dignified. And I bet you’ll cry too.

They were trying to finish the job too, trying to get life support removed.

Someone surviving a botched execution is a nightmare for a death penalty state.

But I love my self-checkout discounts. It would suck if I had to start paying for everything in my cart again.

And unfortunately those church local charities are the only thing thing keeping a huge number of Americans from literal starvation.

Yeah thankfully a lot of states are finally passing Charlie Kirk Laws outlawing gas station kratom

hahahahahahaha worked…

Well those fucking empty oil reserves and diesel prices sure as fuck don’t think it worked.

Who would have thought sanctioning and sabotaging a small country’s oil industry into the ground for the better part of a century would mean it’s not very useful when you need it to cover your other oil war.

But I guess it’s not too late to start and loose a war with Mexico over their oil.

Dude had a heart attack. The fuck you talking about?

I still can’t get over the fact that, in my party, the idea that someone might not have voted because of a genocide generates more anger and resentment than the party leaders being openly complicit in a genocide does.

I already give any democrat a free ‘harm reduction’ vote so I’ll be damned if they’re going to guilt trip me for being pro-Palestine and anti-genocide on top of it,

Fucking Christ, so phone fiends can’t even take 2-5 minutes to wash themselves with out getting their stimulation?

Civilization can’t survive this.

LLMs have saved internet searching. For the first time in years, i am getting (usually) relevant information for my questions.

lol well that explains some things…

I doubt any of them have ever been employed nor do they look like they ever eaten anything that wasn’t adderall or ketamine.

This is easily the least scary and convincing analogue horror series ever.

Just give it up.

The only drone delivery service I support.

Wait, they don’t? What the fuck is the point then.

To make things worse.

Roblox keeps the kid occupied and thus makes dad more efficient at his job. It’s a legit expense.

Oh well, looks like it’s the company’s problem now since it’s their card. They should be more careful. Hope they have fun dealing with YT.

Anyway everyone needs to go to that kids minecraft YT channel, subscribe and hit the bell icon. Also sign up for his highest Patreon tier. Don’t forget to donate to dad’s legal fund.

And use your company card if you got one.

A lawyer that specialises in defending rapists. I guess such a thing would exist wouldn’t it.