No problemo

“Bathroom Reader Institute”

TIL about metaphors?

Feel free to add to the lists. Especially the US wars.

Sort of, yeah, Earth is a bit wider around the equatorial axis than around the polar one.

Thanks for explaining that a fucking ball is easier to squeeze at it’s widest part, genius.

Ever since that dude translated the Rosetta stone they’ve been up their own asses.

I say we measure everything with how angry it makes the French.

While I can’t speak for my chemical imbalances, I can certainly assure you I am %100 not a fucking algorithm or some lame ass excuse for manufactured digital intelligence…

Earth squeezes and stretches and wobbles & rotates. Time as we know it changes in length because it is the common nature of “time” to become chaos which then becomes order. Hylomorphism or Impermanence is to Entropy as measurement is to the fundamentals of size. Who is to say that the distance between two points should be constrained to the barriers of human existence & understanding. All we have is pictures & words, maybe a few trinkets that will become dust that becomes something else that attempts to quantify reality.

For a fun journey through the canning process, watch the original season of “The Terror” (not the next two seasons though, those aren’t based on the book. They merely share the title. They are pretty good, but pale in comparison. However, they are sadly…the same show. Because money)

This sounds like something a sassy person might say whilst pushing up their glasses to view a document which is rolled up tightly into a scroll and shoved into their own anus after they realize the room is watching them try to read the outside of a butthole scroll.

Sacré bleu!!!

Everything can be scaled. 1 can be two halves & 3 can be 12 .025’s. or we can all just agree that everything is based on various systems of measurement invented by humans who can hardly agree on their own origins and the purpose of their existence, or even the right to exist.

Or three seashells

Or an apology note and a bucket full of water

If you don’t want to offend anyone, just leave the spool sitting upright on the lid

I have two bathrooms and do both.

The real question is; which do I use for my personal lou or WC or wash closet or bathroom or powder room or shitter?

Wash Closet sounds like a small room for washing clothes or a person, however I was previously aware of the term.

If I remember correctly, some Asian countries call it WC. I hope this translates well, because the next part is really dumb.

Imagine if we were all forced to go into a tiny room and swing from clothing hangers while water blasted our buttholes!

Yippee!

I didn’t even see this post before I started my “Uncle John’s Facts From A Closed Toilet”, but consider this my pearls in the alley in front of a Young Bruce.