From “Uncle John’s ‘Slightly Irregular’ Bathroom Reader”
Dracula cannot be killed by sunlight. At least in the Bram Stoker novel. He’s out and about during the day quite a bit. What sunlight does, is keep him from changing shapes. Same for garlic, crucifixes and holy water. He can’t stand them and they weaken him, but nothing in the text says they would be fatal. Silver isn’t even mentioned.
Sunlight can kill humans, let alone vampires… The detail is how long is the exposure to become lethal.
Anything can technically kill anything if you are pedantic and creative enough. But at that point every statement becomes useless. Especially when a work of fiction is concerned.
Fun fact: The “Uncle John” who compiles these readers is acclaimed sci-fi writer John Scalzi
But does a list of all lists contain itself?
A list of all lists would contain itself. This is just a list of lists and doesn’t purport to contain all other lists.
And even if it did, unless specified, it wouldn’t be a list of only all lists that don’t contain themselves.
from the BRI files
What is it referring?
“Bathroom Reader Institute”
Thanks. LOL.
No problemo
The Banana Boat Song isn’t about the bananas.
It’s more about bananas than Lemon Song is about lemons though, that’s fer sher
TIL about metaphors?
Feel free to add to the lists. Especially the US wars.
Idk about Dracula specifically, but beheading kills vampires in some canons, or at least in Buffy anyway.
That list of murican wars was too easy. It would be more fun if it was a list of wars started in the 21 century. Or against Asian countries. Need some kind of constraint to make it slightly hard.



