My therapist told me that, in fact, it’s not normal to wish to be hit by a bus on the way to work every morning just so you could escape from going to work.

We thought it couldn’t get better than this, and in fact it didn’t get better.

I was 30 years old before I learned that word’s a slur

Time to create the internet 2?

Pretty soon we’ll have AI toilets for some reason. They’ll be able to send push notifications to your phone. I imagine a future where your toilet is hungry because you went on vacation and needs you to shit in it so bad.

Jesus Christ, now he wants Iceland too.

look at the bright side, in about 10 years, housing will become affordable again

theres no mechanism for this in the US. basically, we’re stuck with him until he either dies or completes his term.