Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
can you explain??
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
surströmming?
Id actually rather that
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
Derek!
> with your fingers
Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?
Miniature lightsaber battles
My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
Edit: the meme inspired her to do it again tonight, lol.
“This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what’s being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!” - the news in America
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
