“I dress my chickens.”
“That’s a common way to increase flavor…”
“In actual dresses. With corsets.”
“Because of the…”
“Breasts, yes.”
I don’t read DMs.
“I dress my chickens.”
“That’s a common way to increase flavor…”
“In actual dresses. With corsets.”
“Because of the…”
“Breasts, yes.”

… love some ice cream, thanks.


Judging by the handwriting, this is a college student.
April 25th.
We’ve already established this.
Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
Would she want to actually return, though?