they should have fucking worked on their audio design for once in the last godsdamned twenty five years i’m gonna take a break
MinnesotaGoddam
I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I subsist on caffeine aloneEnglish
1·11 hours agoone 3 hour block, one 6 hour block, if I’m lucky they’re together if I’m not I have to dedicate 12 hours to sleep. really depends on how much i wake up on the midnight shit. if i can stay asleep (and I have managed to stay asleep for well over a year and keep my (early telecommuting) job and shit. that was an interesting nap to wake up from) and i can, it really just depends how much garlic i et
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You can't let the ghosts inEnglish
2·20 hours agoI have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lack toes in toll a raceEnglish
2·20 hours agowhat teeth
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Miladin didn't read the spoilers!English
3·1 day agoOh hey just like most Statesians are sticking their heads in their asses and pretending the next president will be sane
stevie nicks was born in 48. she was my fearful and tearful guess for next.
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memes@lemmy.world•It's true. It came to me in a dream.English
31·2 days agoit’s CALLED rolling skoal MOM
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memes@lemmy.world•We lose another wholesome individual.English
1·2 days agowe’ve got family out in nashville suburbs who were hoping to land a job there and live out my aunt’s (their great aunt’s) teardrop next summer. now i don’t know what’ll happen. i hope it keeps running the same
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memes@lemmy.world•We lose another wholesome individual.English
2·2 days agoThere’s no amount of writeoff that makes donation profitable, compared to simply keeping the money. The exception is when the rich “donate” to “charities” that they then use for their personal benefit. Then they get a writeoff AND full control of the money.
also when said billionaires' charities employ their children who get exhorbitant salaries. I am willing to tell you what and order of magnitude but not who caused... let's say 2/3 of my existential crisis what drove me out of gainful employment and fully into music.
but the short version is it was someone famous that you could guess’s distant relation (and I will not confirm so don’t bother, that’s not the important part of the story. famous people like wine county, that’s where i live), they earned more just from that charity that year than i would or could , ever, in my entire life, (even if i hadn’t decided to devote myself to music. i expected to contribute a high seven figures to our retirement, now i just expect to die) from a charity. they were about the same age I was when I started exercising independence. Chose my first haircut. and i got to do their tax return and see how i could minimize their contribution to society. yaaaaaaaay.
after a good long drink during the lull between busy seasons, I asked myself why i was killing myself for money so i could have fun during my twilight years when i could have fun now and scrape by, and then when our twilight years are here we’re used to scraping by so we can keep doing it. maybe if we’re lucky we might have a comfortable one because who knows what’s guaranteed. even my wife agrees we’re both a hell of a lot happier even if i’m only earning the occasional enchilada platter from a gig. she enjoys telling folk she’s married to a gigging musician more than an accountant. wouldn’t you?
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memes@lemmy.world•We lose another wholesome individual.English
1·2 days agoalso i coulda sworn Mr Rogers was community love. or was that Jim?
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memes@lemmy.world•We lose another wholesome individual.English
1·2 days agoby our powers combined, we are decent well balanced people and not pissed off.
Beedle-dee deedle-dee dee!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•To those down voting DollyEnglish
3·2 days agoBut then you never see the “remember when John Brown burned down the slavers” memes
Do you respect anyone really evil? Can you please start real quick?
better than i should be. i process fast and i just ran into mary poppins. not julie andrews, the broadway one, who is a dear friend of mine from high school, who i thought i would never see again, and now it looks like i’ll be part of the annual get together, so that’s neat.
thanks for your well-wishes.
Eh, we just had like four deaths in our extended social group in the last month. We put up our ofrenda early this year
no, you did it right.
Look at this guy, doesn’t know how to use the 3 jugs

isn’t that the normal spelling?