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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Be prepared

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Be prepared

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    $75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?

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      Doesn’t matter what year it is if your parents are stacked.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.

    • linkipinki@feddit.org
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      I though the joke is that he made up a personality to pick her up

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    “Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”

    Why am I single?

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Primus sucks!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?

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        I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”

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    Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?

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      The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.

      It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.

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        Hard agree

      • TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world
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        Damn… you just described me.

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-duo

  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go

  • Zkuld@lemmy.world
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    ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?

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      12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.

      If the guy can reach 6 feet with “thick soles”, he’s not small, so probably the 16 ounce beer as a draft, rather than the 12 ounce beer which is typical for a bottle.

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