• danekrae@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”

    Why am I single?

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        1 month ago

        I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”