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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit

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I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.

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      This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something

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        That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.

      I don’t like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.

      • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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        Yeah that works. Especially because you could do it once a week at a farmer’s market and get the really good stuff. I was doing that for a while.

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      gotta get them REAL sloppy!

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.

    • mig@lemmy.world
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      I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I’m stealing south america’s water and nutrients!

  • bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world
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    • I have eaten
    • the plums
    • that were in
    • the icebox
    • and which
    • you were probably
    • saving
    • for breakfast
    • Forgive me
    • they were delicious
    • so sweet
    • and so cold

    (This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    People can change.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, but you won’t. Plum genocidist.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.

    If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      For me it’s the limes. They always look fine in there for months but when I grab one the underside looks like Chthulu’s butthole.

  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    Its easier to just eat crackers.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    guess i’m worse. i buy eggs and sometimes they spoil before i can get around to using them. lost almost 18 so far this year

    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      Dude eggs are good like forever past the date. Just put them in water. If they float, toss them, otherwise they are fine. I’ve eaten them like a month after the date.

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        thats what i do to test them. lots of floaters

  • discocactus@lemmy.world
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    At least at our house it’s just more expensive compost.

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    I don’t keep my plums in the fridge.

  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    I bought muscadine grapes last week. Delicious, like plums and grapes in one.

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