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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    6 days ago

    I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.

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      Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯

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        Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.

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      You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you’re wasting time if you sleep 4.

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    I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.

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      You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.

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        What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

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    Did people clapped?

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    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

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    Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

    I’m no longer allowed at outback.

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    The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

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    And everybody clapped.

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      7 days ago

      whispered

      pay attention

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    7 days ago

    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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    My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.

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      Just because you’ve never been invited doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

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        Probably because of the 14 beers.

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    Removed by mod

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    Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.

    Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.

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    One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without getting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

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    It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.

    Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.

    So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there

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    Applebee’s has a bip section?

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