I showed up pretty drunk to a certain party many years ago, spun a little wheel a bunch of people warned me not to spin. Took a shot. Shot had LSD in it. Held on to the front yard so I wouldnt fall off.

Black out drunk trip is significantly less fun than regular fun times trip.

It was Halloween, got free drugs, had bad time. The end.

Custard?

I’ll have been dead for about 8 million years

Same, I stop watching anything with a commercial outside of Golf. Which is background viewing anyway, simultaneously inundated with commercials, the irony isnt lost here, but I like golf and it’s the only time I can handle it.

Ive also started reading novels again, just mentally preparing for the inevitable break away from all streaming/reinvented cable bundling bullshit. Video games aren’t far behind either which is my true last bastion

This meme is pretty wildly accurate to my last pay negotiation. (Tried nicely for 1 year, ultimately had to quit for them to take me seriously, don’t recommend doing this if you aren’t ready and prepared financially.)

I had the 8 hour day package +1% bonus raise 9 hour 1.1% Until emails stop 2%

They opted for the cheapest. People are still confused months later why i stop responding at 3:01 PM.

Now with 40% more anus

Toss in Deja entendu by brand new some time. If you want a sad album it is like a soul dredge.

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If i figure out i am building my own gallows, believe me, I am done building. These AI propagating people are legitimately morons. Super glad we get to cohabitate this spacetime with them.

I find it amusing the CEO of a company whose employees - at a bare minimum - are awash in chainsaws has any opinion on their pay that is not in line with the employee idea of fair wages

Yes people live a little longer. but the main average that skews average life expectancy/longevity numbers is today fewer babies and mothers die during and post birth.