Write a letter to the lead singer of Anvil, tell him that it’s time to give it up & hire a fucking songwriter.

I was born in 1983, so everything?

Just in time to keep my parents from making me :D

Cool! Hard reset

Get Jodie Foster’s attention?

Go back to sleep. Finally I can get the 43 years of sleep I always wanted!

Acquire drugs and go see Koyaanisqatsi.

Change my underwear

Fucking panic, try to get a life together, and watch the whole world lose their complete shit at 9/11 again. But like. I’ll buy popcorn this time you know.

visit New York and take out some trash before it gets too orange

Buy some stock.

Visit new born me and …

I stop existing

Freak out coz i didnt exist then and dont know whose house i woke up in

Fuck off even harder than I ever did, enjoy bikes and the woods and frogs and friends and arcades even more (if that’s possible).

Then in the 90s, invest in stocks, real estate, more stocks, then bitcoin.