Get Jodie Foster’s attention?

Go back to sleep. Finally I can get the 43 years of sleep I always wanted!

Acquire drugs and go see Koyaanisqatsi.

Change my underwear

Fucking panic, try to get a life together, and watch the whole world lose their complete shit at 9/11 again. But like. I’ll buy popcorn this time you know.

visit New York and take out some trash before it gets too orange

Buy some stock.

I stop existing

Visit new born me and …

Freak out coz i didnt exist then and dont know whose house i woke up in

Fuck off even harder than I ever did, enjoy bikes and the woods and frogs and friends and arcades even more (if that’s possible).

Then in the 90s, invest in stocks, real estate, more stocks, then bitcoin.

See my brother and mother again.

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I’d be broke af because I dont have the right currency and probably start a pandemic with some ultra resistant virus.

Like my house blips to 83, or I’m 8 again?

House: sports bets

Me: sports bets