It’s not even a joke.
I once had a co-worker who was having a full blown asthma attack refuse to let me call an ambulance, preferring instead to wait for her sister in law to bike to the store with her inhaler. The system is just broken.
If they die, put two cheeseburgers on their eyes. It’s payment for the mobility scooter in the underworld.
Two cheeseburgers? We got Jeff Bezos over here. They’ll be lucky if I peel the soggy pickles off and put those over their eyes.
I think it was Gina Yashere (British comedian) who did the math and worked out while she was touring the US, if her leg was cut off, it would be cheaper to take a taxi to the airport, book two last minute first-class seats on British Airways (one seat for her, and one for the leg) and fly home to be treated in the UK than it would be to just go to a US hospital.
I wonder exactly how many Americans die every year from not seeking medical attention due to the cost.
It’s messed up… healthcare should be free. No one should have to pay a fortune for emergency care.
I learned this from watching their emergency services shows. The EMS asks them if they want to be taken to the hospital. They always decline.
MOAR BOOTSTRAPS!
How very US-American
That’s just good manners.
The more you know …
It’s like €50 where I live or something. But I just consider it free and not something worth thinking over.
One time I got struck by a car while on foot. It flipped me over the top and broke a few things, including cracking a vertebrae in my neck. The fucker driving probably thought they killed me because they hit the gas right afterwards and sped away.
When the ambulance came I tried to argue against getting in it. Told them I’d drive myself if I didn’t feel better after a night. It’s hard to argue when you’re all twisted up on the ground, tho. Anyway, that EMS wasn’t having any of my shit.
On the gurney I went and off to the most expensive 1 mile trip of my life.
How are you presently?
Struggling with chronic discomfort and limited mobility from crumbling disks in the lumbar region. But that’s just getting older, unfortunately. The price of bipedalism, I suppose.
Thank you for asking.
A little pissy it happened so early since I’m not even 50 yet, so it feels like I got robbed of at least 10 years of my active life.
On the other hand, fair trade. I’ve survived quite a number of things that should have taken me out if it weren’t for luck or hardiness. I bounced back from that hit and run pretty quickly. Fell a few stories out of a tree once. I’ve also survived a tornado that went directly over me and collapsed the building I was in. Fought a guy in jail who was about 250 lbs of pure muscle (lost that one, lol, got a trip to the hospital and concussion for my trouble), almost froze to death one night (was literally wavering back and forth between the land of eternal sleep and life before I peeled myself off the ground and stumbled my way through a snow storm for shelter) another hospital trip for trying to save one of our customers in the middle of a city wide riot and bar fight (I was in the local newspaper for that. Earned a punctured lung and some broken ribs). Accidentally released a bunch of chlorine gas into an apartment complex (I could feel the vapors on my skin when I ran in to shut everything off, shoo). A few other manglings not worth going into detail about.
Knock on wood, turns out I’m pretty hard to kill.
Anyway, long story short, I’ll take a little genetic back pain in light of the tremendous luck I’ve had since none of my misadventures left me with any permanent damage.
Good thing, too, healthcare costs are the deadliest thing out there.
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