Guy with a good credit score and poor impulse control walks into McDonald’s high as a kite. The pricing AI jizzes in its pants as it sets up a 24 month payment plan for his Big Mac menu.

If they die, put two cheeseburgers on their eyes. It’s payment for the mobility scooter in the underworld.

Well we sure ain’t renting them for free

Can’t wait for homeless LLM bots begging for money by the train station. Please sir, I need tokens for my family.

You had me for the first half

Lemme get that Uber-eat-the-rich app

Gig-economies are always a scam. It’s a circumvention of every woker right past generations fought for but it’s somehow ok because it’s an app.