New US president, please.
I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.
Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?
Can’t afford the chequered stuff?
Let me know if they have any will to live in stock
They were all out of it, too. :(
A revolution
A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino
Maybe some good news?
A hug
Slushie pls! Its 99¢ day for an extra large
Four whole chickens and a Coke.
Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
Toilet paper
And some bitcoin
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
A colt 45 and two zigzags. Cause baby that’s all we need
If you bump into my dad tell him we’re still waiting for him to come home
Could you swing by the pharmacy and pick up my wife’s meds for me?
Thanks.
Edit: there shouldn’t be a co-pay, but if there is let me know and I’ll send you the cash.
Ayo I gotchu
