How long till this thing gets prompt injected and starts spilling secrets?

I’m an American, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!?

This really is baseline respect.

Back when I was in the Army, a friend of mine tricked his vegan GF into eating meat.

That is super fucked up. We don’t need to agree on things. I thing vegans are cringe, personally. But I would fight tooth and nail to make a vegan get what they want.

Like come on.

So I work IT and I am damn good at it, relatively speaking.

Recently, I had a caller contact me, she was a coworker but in a different department, about an issue they were having with their laptop of it not allowing them to use some tool or something? I forget the specifics. But I checked the laptop and saw it had an uptime of like a month and a half. So I thought, oh just give it a reboot.

I sent a command “RESET COMPUTER” and as it turns out that was a fucking factory reset! So she then lost absolutely everything off her laptop. I got off with no real issue as all my boss did was give me a stern talking to, but no write up or pay dock or demotion or whatever, but holy shit that coworker? She was pissed at me.

I made it up to her by taking her out for drinks and letting her spend all my money, sobbing.

I don’t have any non-destructive ones. I have plenty of destructive ones if you are fascinated, however.

I got treated for sleep apnea, got treatment for my chronic insomnia, I stay off my electronics for at least an hour before bed, I don’t have any caffeine except a cup of coffee in the morning, and all that and I still get god awful sleep and wake up feeling like shit.

Who says I’m not?

No.

Buy as many hentai games on steam as I can and see how many I can 100% before we’re all dead.

Man, I remember when I was 23, good times! Yeah, gonna be real things like work, school, and all that productive stuff won’t make you feel stable. I spent a lot of my time wondering about that phrase that happiness is what you make of it.

When I was like 19, I felt I had no path forward and my dumbass served 6 years in the US Army. I had a near death experience in Iraq when I got fucking blown up and you know what went through my head? Was it the incredible team meetings when I was an NCO, the great grades I had in school, the awesome days of work when I got a lot done? No, it was the time I spent with friends, getting so drunk I passed out in a field, going to gaming tournaments, bowling, and all that. So what’s gonna matter in the end isn’t going to be anythong ‘productive’ at all.

Work and school are oh so much fucking applesauce. And hell, making more friends does help with jobs. I got my job now, as a civilian, because of the friendships I made in the Army.

…I feel like I old man rambled. Yeah, get out there and make friends. Literally just talk to people. Out of nowhere. Hell yeah.

I have a decidated, dirty windows 10 laptop for all my windows needs.

“What windows needs do you have?”

CompTIA won’t let you take certs on Linux lol. Trust me, I tried. My professor was a fat, angry, scottish guy who also hates windows and took my side, but nothing we did made that shit work.

…and also yeah, online gaming. Fuck anticheat software.

Ayo I gotchu

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This is a good start, but I feel we can expand it.

“What meme do you detest most?”

“This meme.”

“How contrarian.”

“I care not for pithy virtues or vices. I simply wish for entertainment.”

“Your inability to introspect will drown you in an ocean of indifference.”

But yeah, overall good meme. Good out of ten.

I’m gonna be so for real as a guy who never had a girlfriend until he was like 20, you can write everything off as just ‘them being friendly’ to the bitter end. It isn’t a case of being oblivious, but just because until I hear it, I think everyone is just putting up with me because my ego is so bruised.

I get it now being older, fatter, and gayer now, but it can be hard to believe people can just like me.

Is he like that? I dunno because I’m not him, but you might have to just be straightforward with him. State your intentions clearly with him and let him know what you want. That’s the safest bet…

…except it isn’t lol. A ton of people were that with me and guess what? My wounded ego told me they were just putting up with me too. We live in a society.

I hope I made some kind of sense to you. I tend to ramble even in text.

5.3 inches is as good as 6 inch, right?

I’m not in the United States, bro. Nothin’ I can do. Sadness.

I think skibidi will still be a thing as it existed long before this.

Remember “SKIBIDI BOP MM DA DA” from long ago? I do. I think this codified it more than anything.

67 I am mixed on but lean toward it still existing long in the future.

As for other zoomer and alpha slang? I feel “type shit” is gonna survive, “gigachad” will survive, and things like “ate” and “left no crumbs” and “sigma” will not.

Now let us wait 10 years to see how I am wrong about all of this as I usually tend to be bad at predicting things.