I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!

technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.

I’ll do better. Give me $100 now and I’ll give you $50,000 when the trump checks come in.

What a deal, there’s literally no downside!

I’d do it for $3995

I forgot but didn’t a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people’s war bonds post WWI?

They’d probably fall for it.