Two birds, one stone

Mrrrrrrr meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep. Murrrrrrrrrr weeeerrrrr MWOM MWOM mreeeeee meomrmrmrmrmmmmrrrr

(8 digit number because Europe)

It is indeed a novelty lighter

It’s always 9/11 somewhere

The electric ones are so quiet they have them play the Tesla “wobwobwob” noise for blind people.

Makes you think you’re being railed by Zoidberg

Any recommendations?

Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off.

My microwave starts a 2 minute cycle. Do I have to hold the button until it’s done?

I don’t mean to set the bar too high, but god damn, Chrono Trigger was the absolute goat

This is Pizza Africana, which you’ll find on Swedish pizza menus as surely as you’ll find Quattro Formaggi or Hawaiian.

It’s ok not to want to try it, but I wish that in 2026 we could stop hating on people who do things that make them happy without affect us.

If you forget the bag, go home and fetch it.

This gives you a while to be annoyed and frustrated, which helps you remember next time.

If you just buy a new bag, it’s such a non-issue that you never learn.

I used this technique and it fixed a year of bad habits in two trips.

the only correspondence with Epstien

The only currently released correspondence is Epstein referring to having had otherwise undocumented conversations with Kraft on the topic of how to beat sex related charges.

Have I got that right?

No. Epstein offered up the lawyer that defended him from sex related charges, because Kraft was facing sex related charges of his own.

Greece and Turkey are culturally very friendly with stray cats and it shows. Feel like a master catbender the way you can psps every cat you meet

*tower falls shortly after the explosion*

It’s wild. You can straight up start drinking bleach without as much as an “Are you sure?” popup

Help, why does this .mp4 only show up on Android, and not on iOS/Mac

Swedish is such a beautiful language

UPS can legally screen your letters for any or no reason and keep the local government in the loop.

USPS Mail is 4th amendment protected.

Carve this in clay and put it in a cave. A thousand years after some societal collapse wipes out all digital data, this will be the only thing archaeologists will have from our time

A video like the famous “two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it’s not gay” but it zooms out and it’s this