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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

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    “The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0.”

    Sounds materialistic, but I haven’t found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn’t make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like “buy RAM and GPUs” is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.

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      “The winning numbers for Friday, Sep17, 2021 are 14 17 20 27 32 EZ 3 7”

      Warum lange warten?

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        Look at Herr “I have smart ideas when put on the spot” over here.

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      Plot twist, your past self receives the sentence verbally and they have nothing to write it down to.

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        The sequence of the numbers is not important and it’s not all or nothing (5 correct numbers would still net a decent amount of money), so there’s a chance that I’d recall enough to make use of it anyway. But it’s a good point, this kind of thing hinges on the specifics of how the sentence is transmitted much more than something like “take out fire insurance” or “don’t trust X”.

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      Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!

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      deleted by creator

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    YOU LIKE WOMEN!

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    You should just break up with her while you have the chance

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    It’s me 5 years from the future, [secret I’ve never told anyone should prove it] buy European defense stocks before 2022.

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    Bitcoin peaks at $100k

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    Dump this job, it’s making you miserable.

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    Divorce him now!

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    “Idk either, girl, sorry.”

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    wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

    had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

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    Start painting immediately.

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    “Nvidia is going to be stable for longer than you think.”

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    When you apply for van insurance make sure you siren the names of the drivers correctly!

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    Move in with your aunt and uncle now, before the dementia gets any worse.

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    “Do drugs don’t drink, bro.”

    I probably would have ended up drinking and doing even more drugs I think…

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