A man ahead of his time. source

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    But, the Bible says he died at age 34.

    Also, no one fucking knows. At all. It’s all stories written long after the facts, and the “facts” were as likely just fiction.

    It’s all bullshit.

    • Hubi@feddit.org
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      1 month ago

      Nah, he walked over water and everything and it was great. I guess you had to be there.

    • idntknow@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      The guy in the bible who talked to a bush probably just did a bunch of mushrooms lmao

      • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        I once knew a guy who did that and he wasn’t even able to save himself, nor was he very big on “peace”, “love thy neighbour” or “turn the othet cheek” stuff. He would stab you in dark alley if you crossed him.

    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      How did Jesus die? I mean after he died and came back to life? He resurrected and so did tons of people in a nearby graveyard and they all walked through the nearest town (yes this is very literally what’s written about the resurrection in the bible) then what? He just went to a hill and floated away? What happens after that to him? Seems like a huge plot hole

      • 3abas@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        All it takes is a bit of searching to get your answer…

        It’s just really weird to recite the biblical account of the resurrection and then just ignore that it also accounts for his ascension.

        You can disagree with it and mock it, but it’s certainly not a plot hole. You can find other plot holes to argue about, but the bible clearly says he flew up to heaven…

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        He allegedly basically went “vwoop” straight up to heaven, also so did his mom for some reason.