(Five Nights At Pedophiles)

Fucking ghouls!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservatives
Mar-a-lago face is a well documented trend
Jigsaw on the bottom left.
Every single one of them are desperate to hold onto their youthful features and take questions about their age as deeply personal. They are desperate to hide their true age like fae hiding their true names.
Escape from LA


Looks like hotlinking doesn’t work on that site.
I saw an article about chatbot employees starting to smoke to prove they have faith in it solving cancer…
And I think “mar lago face” is the same thing. They get these fucked up cosmetic surgeries to show they’re part of the tribe. It doesn’t matter that it looks like shit, it makes them permanently tied to that group of women.
Like a cult cutting off their left earlobe because the leader lost it in an accident. None of them think it’s better, but after the first couple do it to build loyalty, it stops being about the leader and becomes a symbol you’re part of the same group. So even a “non believer” would feel.pressure to do it from the group.
Horrifying, yes, but also fascinating from an anthropological perspective.
Can the interesting times we live in be done now so we could appreciate that purely in retrospect instead of a daily deluge of dipshits? Pretty please?
You want to know how I got these scars?
They could sue the crap out of their doctors.
They wanted this. It’s on purpose.
The White house is haunted?
It is now.
Fify

The best, is yet, to commeeee!!! [Dog shooting noise]
Conservatives (regressives) are outlandishly concerned about trans people while this is what their women look like?
Overdoing it with the Disney animatronics
Yikes






