• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    I had to google to see if it was a real quote (it’s not) because conservatives have completely fucking annihilated the concept of satire.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay

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    1 day ago

    You joke, but can you show me a single scientific study where they’ve successfully removed the ghosts from water? Checkmate.