Hamburger helper is bullshit. They give you some dry noodles and a “spice” pack of dubious powder, you have to provide the beef and milk. That’s not helping very much.
for real, and it’s not even enough noodles. So you end up adding more noodles too… at that point you’re paying for a box with some “spice” in it.
Thats why I make 2 of them.
For me, it’s just too salty.
Grab some mac n cheese and put some hotdogs in it. If you are wealthy*, you can add ground beef instead and toss in some green chilies and some Italian seasoning. (It’s really good. Go ham on the seasoning.)
- ground beef is freaking expensive nowadays 😩
Give yourself so much hypertension that the inevitable heart attack is so quick you won’t need to worry about paying medical bills
Hot Dog Self-Harm Assistant
Brilliant
We did this all the time when I was a kid, my dad would make macaroni and cheese and toss in some hot dogs. It was delicious then and its delicious now.
What the hell is this? are you supposed to eat that?
This shit taste good. I once microwaved and ate this on a plate. My ex looked at me and said that I eat puke like dog. I didn’t flinch I was happy eating that like a dog eating puke indeed
American food is insane
Try it with Ramen instead of hot dogs for even cheaper calories /s

I call that “American”
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure I can classify it as food
I mean, I can’t digest beef, so chicken and pork hotdogs would be an alternative. Dunno how it’d taste tho lmao
T-rumps in a blanket.
I call it good eatin’. Splurge on the all-beef weenies and you’re practically down at the Ruth’s Chris.
Caution! Yellow fat emulsion was prepared on machines that can contain traces of actual cheese!
its called the FDA has failed the consumer. No faith that beef supplies are safe.







