Celebrate the death of the billionaires who believe they will survive in space in an asteroid/destroyed-earth debris field. They will die terrified.
They would never announce it that early.
It would have to be leaked, and no one would believe them
Before kids and marriage I’d have had a sort of nihilistic “Ah fuck it, you gotta go sometime” attitude and gleefully embraced the chaos.
Now I think id just put on a brave face, protect them as best I can, and weep in private at every opportunity.
Feel strangely relieved, because there’s finally an end in sight.
Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing
Go on as usual … maybe stockpile some more 🧻 than I normally would.
You are right, because a whole lot of bullshit is going to arrive before the asteroid.
I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.
create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.
mostly just be angry that it isnt getting here sooner.
Maybe see if any hookers are offering doom discounts.
Start drinking again.
Start digging
Nothing different. My live rules
Start living
Buy as many hentai games on steam as I can and see how many I can 100% before we’re all dead.
Are hentai games actually worth playing?
No.
you can never go wrong with the classics from the 90s and early 2000s.
✅ fantastic art
✅ amazing music
✅ cheesy storyline
✅ dithering
✅ censored vagoo and peenor
Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.
