He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I’m sorry.
we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.
Americans elect a moron to the presidency every ten to fifteen years going back to the country’s founding.
It’s not a matter of recovery so much as a hurdle that liberal democracy routinely stumbles over.
Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.
in response (To the AI): what was your first clue?
Weird that the didn’t want it to be renamed “Trump intelligence”
Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?
Next week he’ll announce he’s renaming “pedophilia” to “super fun sexy time”.
We really need to address how so many people have “being correct” confused with “people don’t tell me I’m wrong”.
I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn’t engage to tell them they’re wrong.
Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.
But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don’t think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can’t see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.
They don’t give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn’t let them stick their heads in the sand.
They can’t/won’t/don’t accept reality, and that’s why logic doesn’t work.
Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?
Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??
Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!
It’s still Gulf of Mexico, it’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still Department of Defense, and it’s still slop.
It’s always been the department of oligarchy.
nottheonion is leaking again…
I’ll call it that when I stop calling Twitter Twitter
I sometimes say Xitter (pronounced shitter).
Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.
This guy is a SI. Super Idiot.
Trump sez AI is ‘super intelligence’
Trump sez Lake Ontario is Lake America
Release the Epstein files. oops Trump didn’t say!
…but he did…
I’m sure this will catch on. Just like Freedom Fries.









