I like my women like I like my acute angles - anything less than 90 is fine.
“Pythagorthis, mother-fucker” pulls out triangular gun
“I got a Pytha-gorgeous dick.”
Fun fact: most love triangle only have two sides
It’s more of a love chevron
“Hold my beer. YEET!”
This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.
Hippasus of Metapontum: “hey, look at this set of numbers which are not ratios of integers”
Pythagoras: “this bitch empty! YEET!”
don’t ask him about isosceles right triangles
Mmm, 45. Aged to perfection.
he went crazy, because the hypothenuse of an isosceles right triangle is irrational, and he believed that all numbers can be expressed as fractions. he murdered an apprentice that proved square root of 2 was irrational.
