I get the feeling Dolly would like these jokes
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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4·2 days ago“Hold my beer. YEET!”
This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.
Gonna start a conversation with my spouse with “you didn’t hear a word I just said, did you?” when I didn’t actually say anything before that