Oil in pasta water. Though it’s much much older than YouTube.

But no weirdos or radicals!

Born in Trinidad & Tobago.

Nothing against her but I would choose a queens park swizzle every night of the week.

“One two thousand pound bamb could blow up this whole data center.”

Never stopped pirating gang, pop out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Till

Sometimes women are the bear.

Parental controls? On a car? Are you fucking kidding?

Serves her right for buying a Tesla IG.

Flash flood on the freeway back from Vegas. It was raining so hard we had to yell over it, then a semi passed us, dumped a waterfall on the windshield and the car in fronts tail lights stretched so far vertically we couldn’t gauge distance anymore and pulled over.

In my infinite wisdom after a week of filandering in the desert I elected to “experience the storm,” I got out, raised my arms, and felt every hair on my body stand up.

Scurried back in before my appointment with God.