I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.
Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ
We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.
Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.
Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
Game over, man! Game over!
Calm down; you can always smoke them out. They never shut up about prescience (the ability to see the future) or Dune (worm propaganda), and they love eggs and bacon.
I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.
As a German I must sincerely condemn the bread type and ratio. Also: where are onions, salt and pepper?
Also use pork for God’s sake
Also use pork for God’s sake
Meh, raw beef tartare is just fine, it’s just usually completely unseasoned (in contrast to Thüringer Mett, which is pre-seasoned), so you need to add salt etc. yourself. It’s really good with salt, pepper and lemon juice.
Mett is usually unseasoned as well and citrus juice is weird
Don’t knock it til you try it. Citrus juice is a great addition to many foods, and it’s a classic with raw beef.
Disgusting and vile. Why do you hate yourself so much!
Pop Tarts,… 🤮
Get yourself some proper toaster strudels! Or toaster scrambles.
mmh lecker Mettbrötchen.
I think this is by far the most disgusting, congratulations
I guess you’re going for hoardes of people vomiting like in that one family guy episode. Might work.
Average Wisconsin breakfast
Fake bite. The ground beef isn’t compressed, as if pinched off by teeth.
Smh faux dangerous-dieters these days
