*and all those environments come with admin teams (devops, sysops, call them whatever) actually good at what they do. Because I have a long list of things to vent about exactly because:

• you’re a dev, so fight us for access and permissions (edit: that I already have ssh access to prod servers and thus could wreak havok any moment if I wished to is completely ignored)
• here’s a botched something you asked. It is not configured/improperly configured - well, who da fuq cares. Let’s have another kanban card for fixing this