one of the few perks a teacher has:
messing with kids’ mindsand this one is good for ’em
I do not miss one thing about school
You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…
I have like fifty million friends and a great job. I appreciate that my education helped my life, but I don’t miss school for a second.
I’m 40 and close to retiring. Ha
Facts
(X) Doubt
(I’m beyond that age but the reference is better than saying ‘ha, incorrect’)
That happened to me once but the teacher didn’t say it out loud just hinted that I was wrong then I corrected it and she took my paper and said I passed lol
Still better than holding up my math quiz (after being the first to hand it in) and dead-ass asking “What is this?” in front of the whole class.
Had a teacher go through the tests, held up one of a class mate and announced “this is the worst I’ve ever seen”. A few pages later she holds up mine with “oh, this is even worse”. 😒
Taking one for your mate. Without even a cape.
🤣
I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.





