Too much fucken, going to go stuff another Turducken.
What’s the real sign of virility, truck nuts or a minivan full of kids?
Minivan, hands down!
I was in my minivan with my kids at the grocery store the other day when a woman ran up to me out of nowhere asking for help opening a bottle. She thanked me and said it was the minivan that made her think I’d be helpful. “It’s a minivan - he has kids, I was thinking.”
When you drive a minivan you’re the whole world’s daddy, apparently.
Also, I can lay a piece of plywood flat in the back of my minivan. Most of these “manly trucks” out there with their back seat eating up their bed length can’t even say that.
a bicycle outside the cigarette store
That ain’t no wagon.
signed,
Subaru crew.
🤣
Had no sex forced to buy an AMX
🤣🤣🤣
Wagons superior to SUVs
This specific model is a featured in the podcast Dungeons and Daddies
More like too stupid to use contraceptives.
How does democracy survive when fascists outbreed everyone?
Funny, fascists argue the same about ppl from african countries. Also how tf is this about the death of democracy now, I thought we were talkin about Minivanstickers
My fault…
Don’t worry bout it :)



