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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

First world problems

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First world problems

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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Too much fucken, going to go stuff another Turducken.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    What’s the real sign of virility, truck nuts or a minivan full of kids?

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.worldOP
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      Minivan, hands down!

    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world
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      I was in my minivan with my kids at the grocery store the other day when a woman ran up to me out of nowhere asking for help opening a bottle. She thanked me and said it was the minivan that made her think I’d be helpful. “It’s a minivan - he has kids, I was thinking.”

      When you drive a minivan you’re the whole world’s daddy, apparently.

      Also, I can lay a piece of plywood flat in the back of my minivan. Most of these “manly trucks” out there with their back seat eating up their bed length can’t even say that.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      a bicycle outside the cigarette store

  • wjrii@lemmy.world
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    That ain’t no wagon.

    signed,

    Subaru crew.

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.worldOP
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      🤣

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    Had no sex forced to buy an AMX

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      🤣🤣🤣

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    Wagons superior to SUVs

  • Jarix@lemmy.world
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    This specific model is a featured in the podcast Dungeons and Daddies

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    More like too stupid to use contraceptives.

    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.worldOP
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      How does democracy survive when fascists outbreed everyone?

      • onionguy@lemmy.world
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        Funny, fascists argue the same about ppl from african countries. Also how tf is this about the death of democracy now, I thought we were talkin about Minivanstickers

        • BallShapedMan@lemmy.worldOP
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          My fault…

          • onionguy@lemmy.world
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            Don’t worry bout it :)

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