Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.
This is the best response in the thread!
Don’t underestimate people. My partner will walk around in a shirt with nothing on the bottom like fucking Winnie the Pooh.
Obviously sock sock, shoe shoe.
Because you grab your pair of socks from the drawer, unroll them, put one on, then you’re still holding a second sock… It would be madness to just put down the sock you’re already holding.
Finally, shoes, you left them… in some room in the house. Go find them.
Shoe/shoe.
Take it sleazy.
Sock, sock, show, shoe.
Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I’m not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.
I don’t wear socks inside the house. Wear closed toe shoes outside mostly for work (boots), otherwise it’s thongs or similar. I put my socks on in the mudroom along with my boots, so its sock/boot, sock/boot.
I have gravel floors so socks and hard boots are a must.
Left sock right sock left shoe right shoe
I dont want a shoe and sock on one foot and nothing on the other, how does that not drive you nuts
Normal shoes I’ll do sock/sock shoe/shoe. For lace up calf length boots I’ll do sock/boot sock/boot because it’s a whole process and if I don’t adjust the sock just right it gets super bunched or overly tight on the toesies.
So, really, it depends on the context.
Sock shoe, sock shoe, because I have a golden retriever and don’t want her fur on my socks.
Ok seriously, what kind of psychopath puts on their socks right before putting on their shoes?
It goes, wake up, eat breakfast, shower, t-shirt socks pants, then you mill about losing precious time, THEN you panic and run into the hallway put on the shoes and go out the door.
What kind of barbarian dystopia are you people living in?!
Didn’t we have this question before? Iirc people threw when to don your pants into the mix and the thread went WILD.
We don’t talk about that incident.
Sock Sock Shoe Shoe.
because I’m not a fucking lunatic sociopath.
Sock/shoe then shoe if you’re playing dwarf fortress…
A changing bench I designed and am currently finishing. Current shoes go on the surface next to the pad. Additional shoes for winter, dress shoes, etc. go below. Slide-out hamper in the middle.
I put on one sock and if I’m putting on my shoes at the same time, I then put on a shoe, because my leg is up on my knee so why switch back and forth? The shoe is right there next to me, so I put it on. Also, apparently I’m a “savage” for choosing to wear shoes in my own house. So be it. RAWR!
My shoes stay at the door and never used in the house.
So sock sock first then shoe shoe.
Sock shoe for me. I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. There’s no amount of sweeping and two Roombas that gets all the hair, even with hardwood flooring.
