Jesus Fuck, she looks like a drunk Rocky Dennis.
No offense to Rocky Dennis.
I’m pretty sure cremating Madonna would lead to an unprecedented environmental disaster.
burying her would end the same.
just jettison her into space.
To much risk of the rocket blowing up and instantly obliterating earths entire ozone layer.
I won’t body shame Madonna. What I will shame here is for her shocking lack, of the ability to sing… for a singer. For whatever reason, she was performing a live act in the break of a Eurovision Song Contest and I don’t know if the rules also extended to non competing acts regarding live singing. In any case, she was singing live, no doubt about it and she was bad, even compared to Song Contest bad. The choir had to carry her through the song.
Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czSSByhTrnk Vs santized version on the official channel: https://youtu.be/VG3WkiL0d_U?t=64
