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Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me
Ha yeah, that’s Jesus’s brother, Barry Christ.
He’s kind of a dick
Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.
Christ on a bike!
You were expecting a mule?
No no, that’s Jesus, he is a drug mule for the cartel. He drives a Chevy Suburban. Great for moving bricks of cocaine.
