Kudos to their companion for not getting involved and just documenting the situation.

Even were it fashionable for someone like me to wear any kind of high heels, since I broke my ankle I have too much of a phobia of falling down to ever try.

Birdperson was right - that does sound like a challenging season.

Oh … I figured that the movie was just getting a lot of negative feedback and whatever app this is had picked up on that.

Lil Dicky, too.

I’ve never understood those water bottles that have motivational messages encouraging you to keep drinking water. The problem I have is keeping any liquid in my water bottle, not consuming its contents.

Someone so consistently responding to themselves is pretty entertaining.

You’re going to kill me with a teacup?