Don’t you mean grand elf

Prius go wooooosh

Cashiers check is perfectly safe

Is there a shop near you that sells the same machine or services them? They might be willing to put it on consignment or buy it off you out right

Put it in your ass

Don’t forget this one

If you microwave your iPhone for 15 minutes it won’t break when you hit it with a sledgehammer

I’m pretty sure it’s due to restructuring.

Sorry, NC USA

We have the same thing, you get a discount on the ad free tier with our carrier

Dude got the gayTV package obviously