Brother. I’d drag my nuts on broken glass and cacti to undress her like in Malena.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unique/different book you ever read?
2·24 days agoOh, you’re into that genre?
-American Psycho (gotta love that urinal cake that Patrick dipped in Godiva chocolate and wrapped it as a present for Evelyn.)
-WOOM (that rug scene made my chest tight)
-Dead Inside (just…wow. Rip Abigail Turpentine)
-Exquisite corpse
-tender is the flesh
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unique/different book you ever read?
2·24 days agoOnly book to make me cry.
I’m not sure…
All I know is I’d give my left nut, just to have a night with Monica Bellucci.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do Zelda fans think of the new trailer?
2·1 month agodeleted by creator
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do we assume paper towels are sterile, or at least clean?
11·1 month agoWell actually yes and no. Cheaper products are not the way to go when it comes to general health. Toilet paper ruins many things on your skin due to abrasive toxic chemicals.
That’s why I choose Clorox Scentiva Disinfectant Wipes, only $5.97 on Amazon
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do Zelda fans think of the new trailer?
2·1 month agoSame here. I hated breath of the wild. But this Zelda is true to the dialogue and game mechanics looks simple like the OG 64 version. From darunia smacking your head to the great fairy. Oh man I’m psyched. Buying a switch 2 just for that.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do Zelda fans think of the new trailer?
1·1 month agoA follow up and kokiri forest / deku tree preview! And hyrule castle
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do Zelda fans think of the new trailer?
1·1 month agoYooo same here.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are there any fediverse communities for small business owners?
3·1 month agoWHOOOPPS
dropped my magnum condom on the floor
Why use more word when less word work
Other ones I have:
-egos trip. But the humble doesn’t stumble.
-if you’re not talking income, then walking outs the outcome
-talk to me nice. Or don’t talk to me twice.
-Minor setback for a major get back
-the reasons change like seasons change.
asl?
Classic.
That final sentence is embedded deeply into my core. No words for it.
Shit. That one is on my list. Any others?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•TLDR; what helped you learn to use this site. -Just left Reddit because of the bots and this was an alternate blog like community. Any advice how to navigate this-
2·1 month agoThank you.
And yeah it’s terrible. Beyond belief.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•TLDR; what helped you learn to use this site. -Just left Reddit because of the bots and this was an alternate blog like community. Any advice how to navigate this-
3·1 month agoAwesome! I was good at Reddit. I miss the the old Reddit
It looks like a mangled, prolapsed fleshlight that Jeffery dahmer would have.

Pleasure to help. I love horror lit and can give you some good ones