The two cat modes of operation: sloth and beyblade

“and I feel fine” doesn’t though lmao

“Doctor, are you sure this will work!?”

“HAHA, I have NO IDEA!”

Canadians when you ask them why they have a mass grave next to their schools

In most countries, every highway is a toll road instead of taxing fuel. Though an increasing number use a prepaid vignette or plate based mail billing instead, not actual physical tool booths like we’re in the 80s.