Read as: we’re already doing this and this is how we let you know

Pastor Rick Bick!!! I’m dying, I can’t breath, and I’m dying. This can’t be fucking real life. This is perfect.

Let it pop! Let it pop! No bailouts for billionaires. Just let the fucking system collapse. I’ll happily go back to a trade a barter system of some kind.

#livelaughtoasterbath

Humans can’t feel wet, what we’re actually feeling is cold. It’s why when you have a cold patch on a blanket or carpet you can’t quite figure out if it’s wet or not.

It’s not so much the carbonation I suppose. I like spicy water just as much as the next person but the flavors just taste like you threw up something kinda flavored and now you’re drinking it again.

With that being said I do hope to one day get to Italy so I can try their version. I would imagine it’s much better.

This will be so great for all the antivaxxers here who can’t find a pediatrician 🫩

Carbonated flavored water. I do not understand how people can drink something that’s only claim to flavoring is that it at some point sat near a fruit of some kind.

Turn them into homeless shelters or community centers so they can actually help the people!!!

I remember this and I complain about wifi. Americans are getting scammed on internet speed.

Sooo Reddit is doing this to get rid of bots… except the only users they have left are bots… weird.

Oh — he’s from Alabama… that checks.

My dog, Lilou Dallas, likes this post. For multiple reasons.

Not sure if this counts as “offline” but I play video games, read books, edibles, and because I’m in my late 30’s I’ve recently picked up bird watching!

Arthur’s death scene in red dead redemption hit me so hard, even though I knew it was coming. The music, the build up. I was already a mess losing my horse. It was brutal and amazing, and now I play this game at least once every year.

The ending of this game absolutely blew my mind. I was super late to gaming so my husband had me play this. Watched me start to finish and when I got to the end reveal. I just… I just exploded basically.

So glad I canceled my pre-order for this. A three minute quick time event where you don’t have to do a damn thing?! No thanks.

I’d rather have weird side effects and be fat than be dead.

But here’s the question… how much could you care less?

I know! I keep meaning to look up the artist to see if she has prints!